Me too, Tami. I get all sorts of calls about Seamus' latest malfaction and Kendall's acquisitions but when it comes to real news (like we're stuck with her for good) she doesn't even bother to send a postcard. HArumph. I thought Tami and I were part of the cool kids. Guess not.

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when that poor agent opened your file and was faced with a photo record of five years of courtship, marriage and marital bliss. Did you include the pictures of Kendall's vocal chords? Your operation incision? Before and afters of the kitchen renovation?