Them Seal Whackers

Look at them seal whackers
Ain't they fun
Slippin' on ice
And packn' them guns

Packin' them long guns
Packin' them short
Whackin' them seals
Is a real fine sport

Whackin' them females
Whackin' them pups
Whackin' anything
What done show'd up

Don't need no per-mit
Ain't this a racket
Pick you a seal
Walk up and whack it!

             ~ me