I'll call this one the "Kevin Keegan Mole on the Wall of the Dressing Room" award. I'm trying to compile a selection of these to maybe put in a song:-

Two from Radio Leicester's Matt Piper:-

"We're one nil up, but can we weather this entourage they're throwing at us?"

"If the other players try to intefere it'll just exasperate the situation"

And from another ex-regular Radio Leicester pundit, Matt Jones:-

"If there's one thing that he's got it's integrity -he's a very integral player".

"Anyone who thinks we're going to get promoted playing like that is looking at the world through rose-scented glasses!"

Local Rugby commentator Bleth Jones :-

The referee's stopped the game and he's going to see what indiscrepancies have been committed!"

Any more of these:-

If you're a Leicester City supporter you have to seek solace in things like this.

Any more good footballing HildaOgdenisms?