Midchuck, that's a great one. I'll remember it!

So Ted Koppel, Ted Turner and Bill Gates were playing a round of golf. All of a sudden, Ted Koppel sticks his thumb in his ear, and starts talking into his little finger. His friends were startled, so he explained: "I've had a speaker implanted in my thumb, and a microphone in my little finger so ABC newscan contact me at any time".
A few minutes later, Ted Turner starts seemingly having a conversation with someone. He explained: "I had a speaker implanted in my inner ear, and a microphone implanted in one of my teeth, so the office can contact me at any time.
Later, Bill Gates suddenly pulls a roll of toilet paper out of his golf bag, and pulls down his pants. "Excuse me", he says, "I'm expecting a fax".