Guy walks into a bar and orders a triple Scotch. Bartender asks him if he has a problem and the guy says,

"I sure as hell do. I found my wife in bed with my best friend!"
"What'd you do?" ask the bartender.
"Well I went staright over to my wife, looked her right in the eye and said "Pack up and Get Out!!!'"
"Sounds right to me," said the barkeep. What about your best friend?"
"Well I walked right over to him, looked him right in the eye too, and said, 'BAD DOG!!!'"

(Received from Banjer awhile ago)

Spaw