Lox, buddy, I was speechless over the shameless use of pink accoutrements--I have no bloody idea what accoutrements are, but if they're what I think, then they should NEVer be done in pink. (If I have unwittingly mentioned a part of the female anatomy--well, excuse me. Why weren't people doing this kind of protest when I was a young teenager? I ask you.

As a result of these brave actions of these ladies I have started a northern chapter of "The League to Clothe Naked Chickens of the Future." Memberships are available free of charge. It's a non-prophet organization. If we ever have a prophet join, we will change our name by taking out 'of the Future', because the prophet will already know it's about the future because--well, he's a prophet, ya know? .