It's the peak of summer. A mid afternoon day. It's 90 degrees out and hardly a cloud in the sky. A policeman is patrolling his beat in the downtown corridor (any city you like), and notices a 90-something year old man sitting on a park bench near a bus stop, crying his eyes out.

Policeman walks over to the man, and says "Hey there my friend. It's such a beautiful day today! What's the problem? What's got you down?"

90ish guy looks up and in between sobs, starts ranting to the cop: "Last year, my wife who I was married to for nearly 70 years passed away. 6 weeks ago, I got remarried to the most amazing woman in the world. She's 23, blonde, busty--with a body to die for, and every morning when I wake up she makes me a breakfast fit for a king, then when I finish, she screws my brains out, and then goes to work. At lunchtime, she comes home from work, makes me a fantastic lunch, screws my brains out some more, and then goes back to work. At the end of the day, she comes home from work, fixes me a 5 course gourmet dinner and then later, screws my brains out till I fall asleep."

Then he puts his head back in his hands and just starts balling like a baby.

Policeman says to him "There there old fella. Sounds to me like you've got it made!!!!! I don't get it. Why are you crying????"

Man looks at the Policeman and yells "because I can't remember where I live!!!!"