When looking particularly untidy: "look like you been drug over 40 miles of bad road...face down."

Mom was the disciplinarian in our household; but dad was the one you didn't want to have "talk" to you if you'd done something bad. I think between the two of them, they used every single one of the things listed above.

With us, it was "if you don't quit makin' that face, it's gonna freeze that way."

When sad, "you look like you just lost your best friend."

Lin