Backwoodsman

no head-up-arse types

I am now conjuring up the image of someone with their head up their arse while wearing swirly, panchromatic, floral trousers (with optional fairy wings).

Georgiansilver

If you know of such a club that has only one person attending...thats probably the worst!

What's the sound of one folk singer singing?

If a folk singer sings in a folk club and there is nobody there to hear him, how can you tell if he was reading the words from a notebook?