Bee-Dubya, you know darn good and well that the Captain was carryin' on with Mr. Greenjeans, just like Clarabell (who later WAS Captain Kangaroo) was carryin' on with Buffalo Bob and with Howdy Doody. Princess Summerfall Winterspring was doin' it with Chief Thundermug or whatever his name was, and Heidi Doody was gettin' it on with Mayor Phineas T. Bluster AND Dilly Dally and sometimes at the same time. Cap'n Kangaroo was powerful GLAD when he got his own show and only had one guy he had to worry about. The unspoken problem with the Howdy Doody bunch was not only splinters, but arboreal warts -- an STD (Sexual Tree Disease).