Well, Bill and I go back along ways. Unfortunately we both drink alot of beer so I can't remember most of it. However, since I'm old as shit he must be too. Exactly how old I'm not sure. Any way, what were we talking about? Oh, yes.

Hey Bill Happy !@#$ing Birthday and many happy returns.
From one old (though well rehearsed and preserved) fart to another.

best regards, Chance