A scientist invents a headband that will allow her to hear the thoughts of people just by looking at them. She's been working in the lab for months and now, with success at hand, she decides she deserves a night out. She goes to the local bar and finds that a band is playing there. She can't help but to try out her new headband. FIrst she looks at the guitar player and hears "Man, check me out. Every girl in the bar is hanging on every note I play!" Then the pianist. "He's sure impressed with himself. I do more with one hand." The drummer, "I'm doing all the work and everyone pays attention to the guitar!"