Got this by e-mail from old friends in Saratoga, WY. Maybe Kat or one of them can tell us if it's accurate.

* > Official Wyoming Temperature Conversion Chart * > > 60 above > > Texans try to turn on the heat. > > People in Wyoming plant gardens. > > > > 50 above > > Californians shiver uncontrollably. > > People in Wyoming sunbathe. > > > > 40 above > > Italian & English cars won't start. > > People in Wyoming drive with the windows down. > > > > 32 above > > Distilled water freezes. > > Lake Absaracka's water gets thicker. > > > > 20 above > > Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. > > People in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt > > > > 15 above > > Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. > > People in Wyoming have the last cookout before it gets cold. > > > > 0 - People in Miami all die... > > People in Wyoming lick the flagpole. > > > > 20 below > > Californians fly away to Mexico. > > People in Wyoming get out their winter coats. > > > > 40 below > > Hollywood disintegrates. > > The Girl Scouts in Wyoming are selling cookies door to door. > > > > 60 below > > Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Wyoming Boy Scouts postpone > > "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. > > > > 80 below > > Mt. St. Helen's freezes. > > People in Wyoming rent some videos. > > > > 100 below > > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. > > People in Wyoming get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. > > > > 297 below > > Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. > > Cows in Wyoming complain about farmers with cold hands. > > > > 460 below > > ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). > > People in Wyoming start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?" > > > > 500 below > > Hell freezes over. > > The Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl. > > > >