Could it be "Ain't gonna be in the second 'bama long"?
Alternatively,
it's a come-along with BIG rachets
it's an Alabama thats long and narrow
it's a gamalon for heavy handed mallets
or dyslexics
it's the first name of Bamalong Hopiday
it's Bamashort's taller brother

....well, you asked...
Blessings,
Barbara