Jesus Charlie, are you still bleeding the old woman for songs? You've been bleeding her your whole life! You aught to give her a rest, after all the songs she's given you, she deserves it.

Is she still coming up with stuff you've never heard her sing before, like the night at diner when she came up with another verse to the Georgia Sea Island shanty "Hard Times in Old Virginia"? What a woman your mother is. You'd better start recording her before it's to late.

Barry