Despite his high hopes, Chongo has failed to win a single music award at Kerrville for any of his self-penned and completely original songs, vigorously accompanied on banjo.

He says it's anti-primate prejudice. I think it's more likely because he's tone deaf and extremely chauvinist in his sentiments, but perhaps I am being uncharitable when I say that.

He figured that his uptempo ballad "She Had Legs From Here To Fresno and the Attitude to Match" would take top honors. He was mistaken. He should not have not have used the word "snatch" to close out the chorus, that's what I'm thinking.