Och jings LH, ye dinnae ken whit ye hiv took oan wi oor Meg. Thon wee Glascae bauchles, mak maist wimmen look like puff candy compared tae McCowan's toffee.
Ah widnae be arrangin' thon quality time if ah wis ye, unless yer insurance, an' yer last will an' testiclement is up tae date.

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