Dear Chongo

Thank you for the note. Its ok laddie ah ken fine weel yer nae responsible fur thon wee scunner LH. A widny haud him against ye but a dae think he fair ruind yer chance at becomin president ye wid hae done a fine job o it to. when ye see him next wid ye tell him frae Granny that hes neither that big nor that ugly that he canny go across her knee if he missbehaves.

Yours
Granny Dom