Two friends from the same synagogue and the same neighborhood are walking down the street when they pass a Catholic Church with a sign in front, "$1000 to anyone who converts!". Hymie figures he has got to see what this is all about, so he goes in. Sol waits for him for over an hour.

When Hymie comes out, Sol asks him what happened./ "Well, I converted to Catholicism," Hymie replies.

"Really!!!?" says Sol. "Did you get $1000 ?"

Hymie looks at him with a scowl. "Don't you people ever think of anything else?"