I `ad that Phil Edwards in my cab the other day. `e said "Could you take me to my folk club please?"
I said "Sure. What sort of folk club is it then?" being of the persuasion, y`know.
`e said "It`s an eclectic one, ennit?"
I said "What? 240 volts?"
`e said "Eclectic, not electric, you wally!!"

What am I lke??