What's wrong with you bozos? Can't none of you spell right or even talk right? Geez! You oughta come to Chicago and learn how to talk like an American fer a change. You sound like you got half a potatoe stuck in the left side of yer mouth or somethin'.

Well, anyway, Kerrville turned out to be not bad. Coulda been better, but not bad. I even met that jerk Martin Gibson. The guy couldn't play his way out of a wet paper bag. I'm tellin' ya, if he tried to play one of them old burlesque places in Cincinnati they'd hafta end up carryin' him out unconscious on a gurney. They hate sissies in them places.