I was under the misapprehension that the qualifying age for SAGA was 60. I was wrong. It is 50. So I qualified to be a saga lout nearly 10 years ago - and Don has been at it for considerably longer than 7!

Another game that both Don and I enjoy is the innocuous looking Grandpa wagon - in my case Volvos, in his a Ford Scorpio - with enough oomph seriously to embarrass children with hatchbacks with fart-box exhausts...

I'm working on the in-car sound system to ensure that children with "duff-duff" boxes in their boots can be treated to about 120 Db of crumhorn solo in traffic jams, too.