It's back in the summer of 1960 and Jack goes to Peggy Sue's house to pick her up for a date. He's a very cool guy because he has his own car and a black leather jacket and his hair is slicked back into a d.a. He rings the doorbell but Peggy Sue's mother answers.

"Peggy Sue isn't quite ready yet. Why don't you come in and have a seat?"

Not an offer Jack can refuse, so he goes in and sits down on the couch. Peggy Sue's mother asks him what they plan to do on their date.

"Well, uh... we'll probably go down to the drugstore and have a soda, then maybe we'll see a movie..."

Peggy Sue's mother asks brightly, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear everyone's doing it."

Jack, not able to believe his ears, just says, "Excuse me, Ma'am?"

"That's right," smiles Peggy Sue's mother. "Peggy Sue just loves to screw. Why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Jack's smile gets a bit broader and a lot more sincere. He immediately begins to revise his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.

Breathless with anticipation, Jack escorts his date out the door while Mom says, "Have a good evening - hope you two enjoy yourselves."

About twenty minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue comes rushing back into the house, her hair a mess, her blouse askew. She glares for a moment and then says,

"Motherrrrrrrr - how many times do I have to tell you? It's called THE TWIST !!"