OK, I give in, here's another Heaven joke:
Pope dies & goes to Heaven.
"What do you want to do?" asks St Peter.
"I'd like to read all your sacred texts" asks the Pope>
He goes into Heaven's reading room and starts reading. Later St Peter finds him crying.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
Pope replies through the sobs: "It says 'celebr not celibate"!
RtS
:oD