...and then there were the tourists at a famous French cathedral who heard the bells ringing. Looking into the bell tower they could see no-one there but a plastic box was tied to the bell rope. They looked inside: there were two ham sandwiches, a packet of biscuits and an apple. The reported this to the verger who reassured them it wasn't a ghost, just the lunchpack of Notre Dame>
RtS (exits doing bad Charles Laughton impression [but sounding more like a bad TonyHancock impression] "The bells, Esmeralda, Mr Christian I'll see you hang from the highest yardarmin the British Navy".)
:oD