"Company Security"

Several years ago I worked for a small company that
had frequent break-ins. In response, the company
installed a new security system with alarms, codes
and key pads.

Late one night the alarm went off and the police
raced to the scene. Outside the building, wandering
around the grounds, they spotted and apprehended
a suspect. Since I am the Security Director, I got the
first call.

The officer said, "We caught the culprit, an old guy.
He tried to pass as an employee, but he knows
nothing about your business."

"Oh," I said, "that's probably the President. You better
let him go."