Three women—one engaged, one married, and one a mistress—are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men: that night all three will wear an S&M-style leather suit, stilettos, and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days, they meet again.

The engaged girlfriend said, "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather suit, 4-inch stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."

The mistress stated, "Oh, yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather suit, stilettos, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

The married one then said, "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather suit, stilettos, and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, sat down on the couch and said, "Hey, Batman! What's for dinner?"