The air raid shelter won't keep a determined Meg out of your hair, Giok.
Sins, did you get the poor tormented pooch a harness instead of his usual collar? If not, do so asap. It takes the strain off the neck but still leaves you in full control, so my vet informed me when Milloup presented himself with similar problems a few months back. Hmmm... while you're out shopping, maybe you should get one for Kendall as well. Jacqui might appreciate that ;-))
Rum and coke for me, please, and I'll be over there watching that Morris team.