Tony Bliar taught his band to play...

Will the New Labour project finally hit the buffers on the 11th anniversary of the 1997 landslide, last shreds of credibility lost as that clown Johnson humiliates them in London?

Who knows? Who cares?

All I know is that it was a glorious evening as a Morris side danced Major out of office outside the local pub. I don't think anyone will be dancing tonight, and it won't be because of the weather.

Watch this space (or preferably some other)!