It has ^%&^$^#*&*!! %^^$#*&!ing SNOWED!! It's May the f'in' First! And there's three or four #@#$! inches of s--w on the ground!

Gimme barrel of Everclear, and put in one ice cube and a straw.

#$@#$!ing snow.... The $%^&*!!ing daffodils are up, ferchrissakes!