The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2330553
Posted By: Rapparee
01-May-08 - 09:51 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Mom, you don't want to hear the language I'm using about it because not only would it shock Amos's tender ears and gentle upbringing, but so far it has killed every mouse, mole, and vole for five miles around, driven the cougars and bears and wolves (oh my!) clear to Canada, and peeled the paint off six UP freight trains. It has cause three dynamite magazines at the Simplot mine to explode and whatever shingles were left on the Legion Hovel have been blasted into oblivion.

Mom, today is May Day. The First of May. We should be dancing around a May Pole or marching in solidarity with other workers of the world. But you know what, Mom?


             IT SNOWED ! ! !

About two or three INCHES of the s---f.