Hurray, hooraw, it's Sex for Spaw!!
(Who ought to be against the law).
But since it is the First of May,
We'll let him get some, just today.
Tomorrow, being May the second,
He's back to dreams of being fecund,
No more nookie, no more blowing,
No more public scrotum-showing.
No more brags of sizes awesome;
Spaw goes back to blowing possum.

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