okay, okay, you're in for it now...

three men die and end up at peter's desk at the pearly gates...

peter asks the first man... "were you always faithful to your wife?" when the man answers affirmatively, peter tells him that during his stay in heaven, he will receive a brand spankin' new mercedes each and every year of his stay, and bids him enter.

peter asks the second man the same question and is told that the man was unfaithful only once. peter advises the man that during his stay in heaven, he will receive a brand spankin' new ford every year.

when the third man is asked the question, he tells peter that he was entirely unfaithful to his wife at every opportunity. peter checks his book and finds that the man was otherwise decent and kind, and advises him that he will receive a beat up old bicycle, and to take good care of it, 'cause there ain't no more. the man breathes a sigh of relief and goes into heaven.

a month later the bike guy sees the mercedes guy stopped at an intersection weeping inconsoliably. so he pedals up to him and asks his major malfunction... after all, he's in heaven, gets a new car each year, and so on....

the man looks up and says... "i just saw my wife go by on roller skates."

did i spell "inconsoliably" correctly?