A man was standing in line to enter heaven. Suddenly, he sees a drug dealer, a thief and a politician ahead of him. The line moved up, and when he got to the gate, he saw a group of people off to the side weeping and wailing. When he got to St. Peter, he said "What is going on here? I see drug dealers thieves and other undesirables entering, and whats that group over there crying about?" St. Peter says "Oh, that bunch ? they are the poor saps who thought we keep records!"