Is an olympic champion at musical chairs.
Of course it's competitive, whats wrong with that.
We don't want a load of future wet weekends growing up and sitting around and not having any get up and go.
I know it's petty.
Next musical statues will be seen as a form of harrassment.
Or pin the tail on the donkey a form of cruelty to paper donkeys.
Come on... I'll take you all on for a game of musical chairs, just let me get me running spikes ready.