...anything we can do about it? ;-)

I mean, hey, I've been told by all kinds of health counseling stuff that I should be drinking 6 to 8 large glasses of fresh water every day...but it's hard to keep track of that. And when I do try to do my duty and drink all that water I feel like I'm about to become waterlogged and founder. Furthermore, I have to go and pee so frequently that it becomes a real bother.

So...what if we never got thirsty? Could there be a way of arranging that? It would save a lot of water, and I hear that the world is getting short of fresh water. It would also reduce trips to the washroom, and that could be a good thing, because every time you flush the toilet a whole bunch more water gets used up.

Anybody got a solution to this conundrum?

I expect some brilliant answers. Amos? BillD? Spaw? I know you guys can do it. I have faith in you. Solve this one for me.