If said allegation from those (and we ALL know who THEY are) allegators are nothing but a crock then in reality we have a crock of allegators or, in short, a crock'ogators. And we ALL know how vicious crockogaters are so we should dial animal control and have them pick up our crockogaters in the alley out back. Yes, someone in the alley dials for a crockogaters pick-up. There, that should take care of the problem!