Three Buddists die and go to heaven. They are greeted by St Peter who says they are welcome to come into heaven but they have to be able to relate the meaning of Easter in order to get inside.

The first Buddist says - I know all about Easter. That's when you get the whole family together to watch football and you eat a big bird. St Peter replies - I'm sorry you're wrong - that's Thanksgiving.

The second Buddist says - I know all about Easter. That's when you get the whole family together to watch football, you eat a big bird and you open presents. St Peter replies - I'm sorry you're wrong - thats Christmas.

The third Buddist says - I know all about Easter. That's when Christ died for our sins. They nailed him to a cross and they buried him in a tomb. Three days later He rose from the dead. Then He walked out of His tomb, saw His shadow, and we get six more weeks of winter.