Take cover, "Rig", the JW's are on their way! (I have alerted them to your presence and advised them that you are in dire need of their spiritual assistance.)

By the way, I find it troubling that Ron Davies is too lazy to type out your whole name, "Riginslinger", and instead resorts to the offensive three-letter expletive, "Rig". It's insulting. It also indicates extreme sloth on Ron's part, don't you think? Contemptible behaviour, really! The man should be stripped naked, tied to a stake, and assaulted by Turkish pyygmies, that's what I think.