Azizizi,

Beware the rambloid writings (See Exhibit "L") of the one called "Spaw". They are designed to pull even the more agile minded into his own web of debauchery. The tale he just told was somewhat based in true fact, yet there were subtle changes hither and yon; Very slight changes which pervert the reality of the situation and make it what is was not!

Yea, I speak truth here! Undiluted and Ivory Soap pure!

As I have no recollection of the aforementioned tale, due to some Spaw sponsored Doctor overdosing me with mindswilling drugs, I cannot readily point out any of said changes, but they are there!! "You must hear me and believe what I say!!!" I exclaimed to Azizizi loudly as I typed this Life-protecting message! "DEPART FROM HIS ENTICING AND SEDUCTIVE WORDS!!! THEY ARE SUBTLE CHANGES OF THE TRUTH!!

ASLO, Aziziziz, despite Spaw's utterings, my name IS NOT "KEN"!!!

My name is khandu!

My name MAY have been "Ken" before the transformation, but that is of no relevence. Those days previous to the transformation no longer are. Except for two or three.

Now, I dare say...Who among us, after reading my clear and precise articulations above; who among you dare say I am "wacked out (and occasionally off) "?

Let him who dare say this eat liver cheese!

So, there!

Kk