"Sunday Drive with Mom"

A father who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his seven-year-old daughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.

One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and he really did not feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their daughter out.

When they returned, the little girl eagerly ran upstairs to see her father.

"Well," the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with mommy?"

"Oh yes, Daddy," the girl replied, "and do you know what? We did not see a single dumb bastard or stupid a-hole!"