Stealin' only 1,600 beers is small time, man. If I was gonna heist a beer truck I would make sure it had, like, at least 16,000 beers on it. That would be worth the flippin' effert not to menshun the risk of gettin' caught, eh?

and there would be enuff fer all my frends to get drunk too. I would sell them beers for half price and get rich, eh? Then I would buy more beer.

Geez! I am gettin' real thirsty just thinkin' about this!

I wonder who it was who stole that beer in Florida?

- Shane