Shucks, folks from Blind River fold up like a cheap pocket knife after only six or seven twelve ounce cans of Buddywiser. They start puking it up after three. Ain't nobody in Blind River can hold their likker beyond about seven cans of beer, and it don't matter what kind of beer it is, either.

Now, you take the good folks here in the Idaho Legion, THEY know how to drink beer! I've seen the poorest, sorriest, seediest, sickest member drink a whole danged keg of Bitch Creek in about a hour and a half. 'Course, she was usin' a straw so that slowed her down some, and she was eighty-seven years old. Usually she'd just pour it down outa the bung, but she'd been sick for a while, like I said. Now, you give a Blind Riverite that much beer and it would be "Last Post" for 'em. BRers just can't hold their likker, and that's all there is to it.