Dog food? Dogs will eat (or roll) in nearly anything.
A medium for talking to aliens? That sounds good.
Toothpaste? Hell, who KNOWS what is really in toothpaste.
Maybe underarm deoderant too..see above.

Oh, WAIT...it's a Shane Repellant! Sorta like deer repellant.
What? Shane LIKES this stuff? Considers it an appetizer?

Will re think this. Data being evaluated now.
Chongo and Shatner probably also like this stuff....reevaluating, reevaluating, re re re....attempting to evaluate....evalu..eval...


Flameout....base to home, base to home, base to home....