I've got a better idea, why not scrap the dance and stay at home. Just think of the dangers you'll be avoiding, driving, walking in the street, meeting with other people, especially those who smoke and drink, the exercise is probably bad for you, you may strain something or have a heart attack, you'll avoid the chance of contracting contagious diseases, viral infections, nits and the music could damge your hearing, the increase in andorphins could result in all sorts of trauma. Stick to reading, no on second thoughts that might damage your eyesight.

If we do need protection could someone please protect from the Nanny State!