Yeah, I went to Blind River once. I asked for "Shane" McBride. I asked several attractive young women, all of whom replied "Who's that, eh?" I then asked a cop, who laughed herself sick and then said something about someone named "Dana" thinking she could "rehab that drunken idiot." I asked a group of mean-looking men who said, "Yeah, we're lookin' for him too, if you know what I mean" and he showed me that he had a shotgun in his pickup truck and said, "Let me know if you see him, eh?" Finally a guy laughed and said, "Look behind the dumpster at Tim's. If he's not behind it he's in it, sleeping it off."

I wasn't interested enough to go dumpster diving, so I drove over to Sudbury.