BB Don, you know what? Our Library Pistol Team is meeting here at my house tomorrow afternoon. And I'm the coach and trainer.

Back a few years (more than I care to remember), I taught hand-to-hand combat to guys in the Army. I taught them how to kill with knives, wire, string, belts, sticks, and all sorts of things -- and their bare hands (and feet).

During the time I've been shooting, Don, I've fired pistols, rifles, shotguns, revolvers, flintlocks, BB guns, air rifles, caplocks, machine guns, submachine guns, rocket launchers, grenade launchers, bows and arrows, 60 and 81 mm mortars, and even those slingshots that use rubber bands.

I can't say that I'm really concerned about your little bye-bye-baby-bunting-brother being pissed off at me. He should remember that it's lots better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.