In college the dead drunks got no mercy. None of that shaving cream trick on sound sleepers could compare to "male bonding".
The guys who took Ludes and drank were oblivious to being stripped and having their dick super glued to another guy's dick. When size would not allow, glueing dick to ass cheek was next best.

It really was a public service...

Those guys never took Ludes and drank again.






This legend is 100% untrue and was cut from the movie "There's something about Mary'.



...which is also untrue.