Leave us now honor the Frenchman Le Pétomane, professional farter and entertainer, who was really Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 - 1945). It is said that he could reproduce the sounds of music instruments, animals, and at one time reproduced the sounds of the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake. While in the Army he entertained his buddies by sucking up water and then squirting it several yards, a feat that I doubt is even in Spaw's repetoire.