Skarpi, I come from Viking ancestry and I tried that. I ran naked and rolled around in the grass (it had been recently watered, because being in high desert country we rarely have dew). The Queen of the Fairies didn't kiss me, but golfers hit me with golf clubs until the police came. I tried to explain but they still put me in jail. Finally the judge (who was a friend of mine) had a mental examination done and since the examination showed clearly that I barely had enough of a mind to feed myself much less have a disturbance he let me off with a warning.